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Here you get to meet me a little bit (who am I kidding, a BIG bit) more then you wanted to know about me

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So, you wanna know more about me, huh?What makes you think I'll tell you? **waits a second** oh yeah, DUH! The page is called all about the insane one, and the insane one is obviously me, right? Well, just remember, you asked, I didn't force you....

The music is She's So High. I like it 'cause...well, I just do...so too bad, lol

Well, I'm a teenager, for one. I consider myself a freak/goth, and not just because I don't want to conform, because most goths that do that conform to societie's picture of goths. I like darkness, yes, but I also like the light. I weak black lipstick, but I also wear regular lipstick from time to time. I am also a girl (don't act so surprised!!) I like to do many things: listen to my music (mostly rock and such), go online (p-universe is the BEST!!), watch TV from time to time (TRL is one of my fav shows...prepish, I know, but hey, it's better than doing nothing), surviving the hellhole (AKA school), and of course hanging out with my friends (you special few know who you are).
Well, as I said before, I mainly listen to rock music. Some of my favorite bands are: Linkin Park, Blink 182,  Hoobastank, Lit,  POD,  and Sum 41, among many others.
let's see, what to talk about next..ah, p-universe! Yes, the little online dreamworld filled with klebs (yes, that IS what chainsaw grew up killing) and many other creatures. The place where I spend most of my free time...anyways, as of the time I'm writing this, I am the guild leader of the Crayola Knights, the "fun" guild...long story...anyways, there I am known as Dierdre (what a strange name....that's why it suits me!) Anyways, anyone who still wants to try p-universe after reading that, the site is: www.p-universe.com.
Let's see, what's next....TRL you say? Well, that's that show on MTV where they count down the top 10 music videos voted on everyday by people...unfortunatly, mostly preps watch MTV, so it's mostly pop music **shudders** but sometimes the preps smarten up, for instance Blink 182 music videos are usually in the countdown, so I can get my daily fix of that...plus there are sometimes other good music videos, but besides Blink those ar few and far between....
You say you want to know about hellhole? Well, that's what I call my school, because I view it as such. It's one of the worst places I have ever been in my whole life (so far, and if there's anything worse kill me before I get there).  I'm surrounded by preps (you know, those so-called "popular" people who think they are all that....technically, the nice ones aren't preps, their "popular people" but hey, it's easier to just call them preps). I don't mind that they constantly call me names (lesbian if I don't have a boyfriend, whore/ho if I do(havn't had one around here at least since...6th grade), dork, loser, freak, plus many others that would be inaapropriate to reproduce in any way, shape, or form) I mean, I even like some of them, such as freak...and I don't really give a damn what they think of my clothes either, 'cause I wear what I like...it's just that I'm forced to constantly listen to their mindless chatter about nothing....I mean I have them sit next to me in almost all my classes, and all I learn about is how so-and-so dumped what's-their-face...I learn almost nothing about what I'm supposed to be learning about...and also, i'm stuck with a$$holes for teachers and almost every other adult in the school...they don't care about the kids, never have...all they care about is getting their money...I remember one time quite vividly going to the vice principal saying "This girl is threatening to kill me during recess, I'm scared she might try something" (I'm not too good of a fighter, good thing is she was worse than me) and all he said was "Stay near your teachers during recess...none of my teachers liked me though, and I didn't like them, so I ended up fighting the girl...the fight went something along the lines of she charged at me, I dodged, she fell face first in the mud, got up, tried to break my fingers and I twisted her arm until she let go....that's not important though....what if she had been a better fighter?? I'm not sure if I'm safe there...that was only 2 short years or so ago....
you want to know about my friends? Then go on the other pages made for my friends you silly-billy-goo-goo (sometimes it's best just not to ask...)

Dierdre
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This is a pic I'm using for a char in my book..and for Dierdre...so many uses, so little time...

STUFF!!!

Wanna see a quick list of stuff I like? Look below and you'll see one!! **oohs and aahs heard from the crowd**

Favorite TV Show: Too many to name..TRL, The Simpsons, anything anime.....
Favorite Movie: Lord Of The Rings...everyone knows that!
Favorite Music: Rock music mostly, with a few small (very small) exceptions
Favorite Book: um...The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy books (a trilogy of 5!) and the Wheel Of Time books
Favorite Band: Linkin Park, DUH!!
Favorite Food: Candy, although I'll eat almost anything put in front of me, with a few exceptions......
People I Most Admire: People who don't give into peer pressure and just do what makes them happy

The quotes with the most........

Wanna knows some of my fav quotes of all time? Then keep reading...and yes, many of them concern love...not my fault, these are just quotes that stuck in my head.....I don't claim to own any of these, and I don't know who does, so if ya know tell me.

I don't know whether to laugh because you're my friend, or cry because that's all we'll ever be.
 
Our love was like a rose, beautiful, but it cannot last forever.
 
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
 
You laugh at us because we're different. We laugh at you because you're all the same.
 
When love is reached through suffering it has a power it can never gain through innocence.
Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.
People who have suffered usually make great friends, since they tend to be less judgemental than others.
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I don't mind Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand.
 
When you grow up in America things like Christianity waters down your feeling... When you're taught to love everybody, taught to love you're enemies, what value does that put on love?
 
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
 
We are the people our parents warned us about.
 
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream .
 
That which does not kill us, only makes us stranger.
Come on guys! Let's go save the helpless dragon from the evil princess!
 
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
 
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
 
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
 
God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn't give enough blood supply to run to both at the same time.
 
Profanity is a crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.
 
I didn't escape, they gave me a day pass!!
 
Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that they themselves are sane.
 
I am the opptomistic pessimist, and the world has given me no choice.
Humanity fears death, chaos, and destruction, yet they cause it in their everyday lives...
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to...
To know me is to know pain as well as pleasure, esctasy as well as despair, and to be blessed and damned at the same time.
Those who fear dark have never seen what light can do.
Only in their dreams can mankind be free.
A rose among thorns is like a genius among the foolish, both greatly misunderstood by those who are ignorant.
What they cannot see i shall acknowledge, what they cannot acknowledge I will I shall master, what they fear so shall I embrace.
I am only a man, hence I only understand pain; now speak to me.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but ignorance has killed more than that.
A little rebellion every now and then is a good thing.
Great minds have always found violent opposition from mediocrities
And we tried so hard, and looked so good, and lived our lives in black.
In my search of love and music, my whole life has been illumination, corruption, and diving, diving, diving, diving down to pick up every shiney thing.
Perhaps I'm unique because everyone else is so dull. I'm not very good at being dull.
Without music, life would be a mistake
Irresponsibility isn't a sickness.....it's an art!
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate
Never invoke the gods unless you actually want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
The worst prison is a closed heart
A truely wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
The quickest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach but through his chest, with an axe.
I'd insult you but you're not bright enough to notice.
If you can't lower heaven, raise hell.
Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos.
I take orders from no one, I fight for only what I beleive in.
That which does not kill us only makes us stranger.
There is eloquence is screaming.
EVERYTHING!! Everything you have wanted I have done. You asked for the child to be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have re-ordered time. I have turned the world upside-down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?
 

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