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Ways to bring happiness (well, most of these except a few only bring me platic happiness, but hopefully they'll bring you real happiness) The music on my page in Anthem Part Two by blink 182...I seem to be on a blink spree

hanging out with friends
going shopping
eating
going online
swimming
reading a good book
writing a good story
making a new friend
making up with friends after a big fight
talking to your boyfriend on the phone
talking to your boyfriend online
talking to youir boyfriend, period
not having to worry about schoolwork
sleeping
partying with friends
temporarily dyeing your hair a wacky color
falling in love
falling in love and having that person love you back
messing with prep's brains
people being afraid of your goth look
kicking someone's ass when you're angry with them
writing the name of the person you love all over notebooks, peices of paper, etc.
making fun of your friends (not suriously!) and having them make fun of you back (also not seriously)
keeping a journal
getting a calling card to call your boyfriend(who happens to live far away)
making plans to meet your boyfriend (who happens to live far away)
fucking up people's minds
daydreaming
putting on goth makeup for fun
making fun of preps
pretending to be a stereotype goth
stopping your grandmother from throwing out your goth clothes because she wants you to become a prep
tuneing out your grandmother when she explains to you why you need to be "normal" and be a "good christian"
pissing off your grandparents on purpose
dancing with your mom to rock music
dancing with your friends to rock music
dancing to rock music alone
turning up a good song on the radio in the car and screaming the words at the top of your lungs
being silly
saying "he said yes" to freak out your friends
having inside jokes with your friends
confusing your grandmother so she won't bug you
proving to an adult that you were right and they were wrong
beating your sisters at a videogame
beating your friends at a videogame
beating anyone at a videogame, really
pretending to be a prep with your friends to make them laugh
not caring what a figure of authority says and just doing what you want
being able to apply lyrics from your favorite songs to every situation
talking to your friends in a secret language
making a secret language for your friends and you to talk in
becoming fluent in a secret language you and your friends made up
making fun of cafeteria food and fast food
knowing that your boyfriend will be there for you, through thick and through thin
knowing that your best friend will be there for you no matter how much of a dork, idiot, or pain in the ass you are because she acts the same way sometimes too
playing the question game with your boyfriend or your friends
being able to swear in foreign languages ( OOOOOOH SHWETA!)
knowing that although freinds get angry with you, you guys will always make up because you are the best friends in the world
realizing that maybe you thought you were best friends in the world with someone, sometimes it's just best to let go of a damaged friendship
knowing that you can talk to your mom about anything and that she'll most likely try to help you
knowing that talking to your boyfriend or best friend will make all your problems seem to go away for a short time
goofing off with a friend
staying up late and sleeping until 2 PM the next day
watching a good movie
killing things in a videogame and laughing evilly while you do it
making sick jokes and having your friend laugh and call you a pervert
having your friend actually be right when they call you a oervert
watching a funny TV show
being able to name more anime characters than is thought to be humanly healthy
being able to recite long parts of an anime episode
Being able to recite part of a good movie
being able to joke around with freinds about hotties in a movie
wearing boots
wearing striped socks (OK, I don't have any striped socks, but that would bring me some plactic happiness if I had any....)
Booing when a pop songs comes on the radio (Brittney Spears the slut, BSB, Nstync, etc...)
rocking out when a good song comes on the radio
pretending you are part of the band that plays the good song that is on the radio
acting/writing scripts
singing/writing songs
being able to memorize someone's number even though you rarely use it because you always talk to everyone online
realizing someone loves you for you and isn't just playing a cruel trick on your heart
being rebelious in class
standing up for what you beleive in even though nobody else seems to agree with you and knowing you're right
playing truth or dare with your friends and picking dare
reading weird advice columns for no reason other than you are bored out of your skull
making a webpage/website
having people compliment your webpage/website
having people ask you to help them with their webpage/website after seeing yours
printing out pictures of your favorite stars, anime characters, singers, etc
knowing that you can trust someone with everything and knowing that they trust you back
keeping secrets with your friends
laughing with your friends about how stupid you all used to be
tormenting innocent animals (not really, just bugging 'em, but it's more fun to say torment)
running as fast as possible and imagining you are flying
having a dream that you are free from all the worries and regrets and such that you might have had and be flying (it's awesome, I speak from experience)
waiting all day for someone to come online then they come online and surprise you with something nice
ignoring your brain and listening to your heart
downloading good songs
being spontaneous
knowing more lyrics from your favorite band than your friend does
being able to pick out your own clothes
being able to wear your hair the way you want
going to Hot Topic just to listen to the music and look at all the awesome stuff
freaking preps out on purpose
being weird
being freaky
making fun of wannabe freaks, wannabe goths, and preps
laughing when the preps get upset by your comments because they called you nothing and worthless
sitting back and wondering about what is the answer to life, the universe and everything, then suddenly getting excited and yelling "42!!!!!!!!!" at the top of your lungs
knowing that it will all be OK in the end, and that if it's not OK then it's not the end.
Telling your friends you are no longer going to be a mythical creature (INSIDE JOKE)
eating long, thin foods (hot dogs, pickles, breadsticks, etc..)  suggestively
playing the question game
painting your nails black
just sitting back and just thiking about the special someone in your life for a few hours or so
eating plain salt to make you cholesteral go UP UP UP THIS BIG!!!! (inside joke)
whacking yourself over the head with a book when you or someone else makes your over-active imagination have a bad picture **wink wink**
having intense meaningful conversations with close friends

"I'm just a kid, and life is a nightmare! I'm just a kid, I know that it's not fair! Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me"-Simple Plan, "I'm just a kid"

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