*****At the temple*****

"Theres a new enemy....it seems to be able to inflate and deflate itself at will...while inflated it has the power to bounce, crush people by bouncing on them, and can shoot laters out out it's eyes. While deflated, it's much more dangerous....it wan still shit lasers out of it's eyes, but now it can also shoot lasers out of it's belley button and out of it's left thumb. It's aim seems to be to kill all the skinney people in the world. We are all in danger, especially Kurai, seeing as she is the thinnest of us..." Ami stated. Kurai laughed. "Don't worry about me...I'll just make a deal with it so that it won't kill me, easy to do...maybe I'll offer one of you to it in exchange for freedom!" Kurai giggled, with a malicious grin on her face. "Stop it, you will not, you know that's against the rules!" Rei calmly stated. "Who said I follow the rules?" Kurai retorted, still grinning. "Stop it Kurai, you're scaring me!" Serena whined. "Good, that's what I'm trying to do....anyways.....I WANY MY CHRIS!!!!!" Kurai whined. "Oh brother, you're almost as bad as Serena is with Darien..." Mina pointed out. Kurai quickly shut up. "Don't EVER compare me with Serena!!!" Kruai growled. Everyone backed away from her. Suddenly, Renie came in. "Hi Kurai!" she said happily. "Hey little one....are you my mini-goth?" she asked Renie, who she had recently corrupted to be a goth also. Renie laughed and nodded. "Yup...preps suck...goths and freaks shall rule the world!!!" Renie giggled happily. "That's my good girl...." Kurai praised. Renie smiled happily. Just then, Serena rushed up to Kurai. "What are you doing to her?" Serena demanded. "Hey, she ASKED me to make her goth. 'Please Kurai, can you teach me how to be a goth? I wanna be a goth so badly...the clothes, the personality...EVERYTHING!' was exactly what she asked me. Although I admit, I didn't suggest dying her hair black, but it was a nice touch...." Kurai said with a shrug.  Serena's eyes widened. "She dyed her hair black??" she said, shocked. "Renie, you didn't tell Serena like I told you to, did you?" Kurai asked. Renie shook her head, then Kurai sighed. "Renie.......take off the hat..." Kurai said calmly.  Renie took off her hat then shook out her hair, which she had been hiding under her hat. Instead of it's normal  cuddly-pink color, it was pitch-black. "Is...that...permanent?" Serena managed to stammer. Renie slowly nodded. That was too much for Serena's small brain to handle. She fainted. "Why'd you do that Kurai?" Rei screamed."You idiot Kurai, look what you've done!!!" Lita yelled. "Look what you've done Kurai!" Mina declared angrily. "That wasn't very nice Kurai..." Ami pointed out. "LOOK, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! SHE FAINTED BECAUSE RENIE DYED HER HAIR BLACK, REMEMBER??? AND I DIDN'T TELL HER TO DYE HER HAIR, SO YELL AT RENIE!!!!!!!!!" Kurai screamed, not wanting to be falsely accused. Just then, Darien came in. "I'm inclined to agree with Kurai....and I know JUST how to make Serena wake up..." he said calmly. He took out a bag of donuts. "I'VE GOT DONUTS...WHO WANTS SOME????" he cried. Serena quickly woke up and was hugging him. "Oh you got me donuts! I love you so much Darien! That's why you're my boyfriend...you're so sweet! I Love you so much!..." and on and on Serena went until Darien gave her the donuts, because by then she was too busty stuffing her face with them. "This just isn't my scene...see ya laters Darien and Renie...and for all you others....FUCK YOU!!! Hehehe, just kidding....don't bother me..." she said, then walked out the door.

AT THE PARK

"Next time, kill them for me, won't you?" Chris, Kurai's boyfriend, asked. "I would if I could, but firstly that's against the law, and secondly they've helped me, so I can't kill them, even if the law said I could...." Kurai sighed. "They've helped you?" Chris asked, with a raised eyebrow. "Yeah, with that whole fighting-against-evil-to-save-the-world-thing....you know..." she said, trailing off into her own thoughts. "Hey, Amara and Michelle! Oh, look, Hotaru and Trista are with them!" kurai said, snapping back to reality. "Hey guys!" Chris yelled to him, and then he and Kurai ran over to them. "Hey guys, wuzzup?" Amara asked. "Oh, not much, just got back from hanging outwith the others...Renie makes a good goth./...she dyed her hair black without me telling her to, and Serena fainted, but everyone blamed me but Darien, who woke Serena up with donuts, and then I left because I didn't feel like watching her stuff her face..." Kurai said casually. "You're so funny..." Hotaru laughed. Trista jsut gave a knowing smile. "So, what are you guys doing?" Michelle asked. Before Kurai could answer, a big boom was heard. They all  rushed to go see what it was. It was an inflating.....BOTTLE OF BLACK NAIL POLISH?!?!?! As absurd as it seemed, there it was, a bottle of nail polish, inflating itself and quishing then people. Quickly, they all tranbsformed....Amara into Sailor Uranus, Michelle into Sailor Neptune, Trista into Sailor Pluto, Hotaru into Sailor Saturn, Chris into the Gothic Knight (amazing how the Sailor's boyfriends end up being knights too, huh?) and Kurai into the Goth Sailor (yes, those are the official names, because they're goth, so they're special, so HA!). Trista then called the others on the communicators. Then Kurai went up to the monster. "Hey, big bottl;e of nail polish, can I use you?  My nail polish is chipped...." she asked, showing her chipped nail-polished hands. The polish turned around and shot lasers at her. She jumped aside, avoiding them. "I take that as a no...but for being so mesan to a goth who you're supposed to like-I mean you're a goths best friend, a bottle of black nail polisfor crying otu loud-I'm gonna attack you! GOTH SPIKED BRACELET TOSS!!!" she cried, taking off her spiked bracelet and throwing it at the bottle, the bracelet becoming a disk with spikes sticking out. It caused a crack in the bottle, but nothing else. "HELP ME GUYS!" Kurai then cried. The Gothic Knight threw a black rose, being as that was his symbol, at thew bottle, causing another crack. "Hotaru staerted smacking it with her glaive until it caused a crack. "URANUS...EARTH...SHAKING!" Amara yelled. Michelle cried "NEPTUNE...DEEP...SUBMURGE!" They each made a crack. Then the ptjhers came. "Come join the fun...we're trying to break the bottle of black nail polish....oh god, I never thought I'd be saying THAT phrase...." Kurai yelled. They looked surprised, but they helped. Tuxedo mask threw his red rose, caused a crack. Serena did her moon tiara and caused a crack, and so forth, until everyone did an attack, and they each caused a crack, yet nothing had happened. "Lemme try one more attack...." Kurai cried, and smiled. She'd do a special attach none of them had seen before. "SUPER GOTH FART ATTACK!!!!" she cried, and let out a huge fart, which shook the whole park. Then, the big bottle of nail polish turned into a million bottles of regular sized black nail polish.. Kurai un-transformed, then took out her cell phone, and called all her goth friends, and soon the park was swarming with goth people picking up as many bottles of black nail polish as they could. Once everything was restored to normal, and Kurai had a backpack filled with blakc nailpolish, Chris asked her, "Cool attack Kurai, when did you get that?" "I've always had it, but it hurts my butt, so I don't like to do it..." she said, rubbing her butt."Hey, wanna go to some dark secluded place?" Chris asked, smiling mischivously. Kurai looking at him curiously for a second, then also smiled mishchivously."Sure, I'd LOVE that!" she laughed, then he and her both walked off to go into her room (it was dark, and nobody dared go in unless invited...). "Those two make a good couple....hey, Darien, how about WE go off into a dark secluded place..." Serena asked. "Nah, I have a test to study for tomarrow...maybe later..." he said distractedly.