If Only Tanks Were Easier To Rent........

If Only Tanks Were Easier To Rent........

This is a page created mainly by my friend Adam (with a little-itty-bitty help from me). His e-mail is swiftdrake2@mail.com (NO SPAMMERS!) if you want to talk to him some more. The music on this page is Paint It Black.

Yo reader. Wazzup-wazzup?! Annoyed yet? If not, go away. If you are, you're like me and want whoever's writing this to shut the hell up and get to the point. Sadly, for anybody who's still reading this, you should be the ones who want to get right to the point, and there IS a point....... I just can't remember it right now... oh, yes, there it is! I was supposed to explain to you people something about myself, I think. Well, here goes. I'm pretty plain and boring, with a healthy dose of insanity. I promote things like vigilante justice, and equality, and such; I believe there IS a better mouse trap (a land mine, duh); and I think that the entire Canadian government is fucked up and needs to be ripped apart completely (for all you politicians, I know my rights and you can't give me shit for this! MWA-HA-HA!).

Hm... I wonder if you knew that I was Canadian... You see, I'm writing this with absolutely no clue what else is on the page. Serves me right, I suppose. Anyways, I suppose I'll let you get on with the rest of this site. Like the music? It was either this, or My Own Worst Enemy, by Lit. Really great band... I considered P.O.D.'s Youth Of The Nation for a while, but I decided against it. I'm kinda into that sorta song. You know, the type with great guitar work, or in depth meaning, or just funny shit. I hope you enjoyed reading this stuff, and I'm glad to have wasted some of those precious minutes of your life. Now, if you feel like wasting more reading the quotes (with a few extra for laughing your ass off, by all means, continue reading. If you have one of those horrible diseases that cut your life way too short, or are a really old, really bored person, I apologize, and I suggest you go do something more valuable with your last little bit of time.

These quotes were drawn from my personal reserves, from Brain of Brian, and a few miscellaneous songs. Excuse my horrible slaughtering of the word miscellaneous.

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines." - Anonymous

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Best friends don't let friends drive naked." - common sense

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!" - Bumper Sticker

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." - adaptation of Gandalf's statement from LOTR
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle, and quick to anger." - Origional statement by Gandalf in LOTR

"Live and let die." - Me

"I just got lost in thought... It was unfamiliar territory." - Anonymous

"And for your next test... You must cut down THIS tree.... WITH A RED HERRING!!!!!!" - Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail

"I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the rest of the passengers in his car." - Bumper Sticker

"No! nonononoNO.... Well, yes..." - Homer Simpson

"You're born naked, hungry, and wet....... then things get worse..." - Bumper Sticker

"So many lawyers, so few bullets." - Bumper Sticker

"Keep Honking, I'm reloading." - Bumper Sticker

"It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game." - Grantland Rice

"Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I'm concerned." - Gene Autry

"Life's a sh*t sandwich, but if you've got enough bread, you can't taste the sh*t." - Jonathan Winters

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew that no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark." - Dick Gregory

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family living in another city." - George Burns

"i suuport publik edekashun" - bumper sticker

"Always remember you're unique. Just like everybody else." - Anonymous

"Very funny Scotty. Now, beam down my clothes." - Bumper Sticker