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The Sky subculture was started on November 29, 1989. She was born into a crazy family, which could explain why she is the way she is today. Just look ay Justin. She grew up and went to kindergarten and first grade at John B. Sliney. She was popular, was friends with everyone, and even had a boyfriend. She was what you would call a prep. But that all changed the summer of 1997. Her parents decided to move to a different part of town. Where she would be forced to go to a new school, called Mary T. Murphy. It was okay in second grade. She had a few friends and was nice. But she did not fit in with the popular girls. They did not like her. In third grade she was always picked on by these two girls Nicole and Aly. They were really assholes to her. And made her have no self esteem. But she still had a couple of friends. In fourth grade it was the worst year of her school life. She had no friends, everyone hated her. It was all because of a girl named Shannon. She turned everyone against Sky and made her come home crying every day. She than went to the middle school. By this time she had a deep hatred for the people she called "Erin-people". But in fifth grade it did start to get better. She didn't stand up for herself when the popular people picked on her and Shannon was still there, but she had friends. Wendy, Naomi, Carly, and Kristen became her friends in fifth grade and she was happy. In sixth grade she was constantly picked on by the people she now called preps. She started getting into a religion called Wicca (which the preps thought was Satanism). And started to wear all black clothing, even in the very hot weather. She also started to listen to different music, like Nine Inch Nails, ICP, and Marilyn Manson. It was an okay year. In seventh grade Sky was picked on a lot and called a fag. Her best friend (that she had since she was 7) told a bunch of her secrets and completely became a bitch. She had lost all hope in preps being nice. But she was happier. And stood up for herself when people were assholes to her. And scared preps at every chance she got. She wore odd cloths and a lot of jewelry because she liked it and it freaked out the preps. This is how Sky became Sky.
Hmmm... you want to be me? hmmm... well you can't be me! ...Even if you are an alien clone...you aren't me damnit! But if you clones want to be a stereotypical Sky... I guess I can tell you what you have to do. First thing first, you must be a raving psychopath. After you are one, you can go on with the rest of the steps to be a Sky. You got to have long blondish-redish-purpuilsh-brownish hair and put it up in the Miaka-baka style (two buns on the top of the head). But you have to want it to be pink. You must dress like a goth one day, a punk the next, a hippie the next, a grunge the next, and a prep the next just to confuse preps. But most of the time you just gotta dress like a mix of all those things. You must wear stripped socks! If you don't, than you are not a real Sky. You must also wear lots and lots of rings, 19 to be exact. and a bunch of necklaces and bracelets. You must love to confuse people and think chickens are your children. You must love screaming Trippy Chicken and Buddha at the top of your lungs. You must be budhhist, wiccan, and bisexual (hey you said you wanted to be a sky). And love the shows The Simpsons, Spongebob, Invader Zim, Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon, And Serial Experiments Lain. You must spend most of your life on the computer, most likely talking to Morgie-chan. And you must love and collect chickens. You must go up to preps and tell them you fuck Jesus every night and that you are a paranoid schizophrenic. There are a few more things that make Sky, Sky. But these are the basics.
Bands Sky Likes: Nirvana, Mariyln Manson, Green Day, Tool, Syd Barrett, System of A Down, Sublime, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Avril Lavigne, J-pop (of music, not band), Blink-182, Michelle Branch, The Doors, Motzart, Pearl Jam, Grateful Dead, T^he Beatles, Madstock, Janis Joplin, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Korn, Insane Clown Posse, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Smashing Pumpkins, Alanis Morissette, Nick Drake, Neil Young, Rolling Stones, Simple Plan, and John Lennon.
All Skys seriously need mental help, and TRIPPY CHICKEN!
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